New and Disgusting

I had never conceived of something called back aroma, but now that I have been made aware I must live in a world with it.

Is this product a treatment for this absolutely disgusting-sounding malady? Or is it merely the opportunity to take a neutral-smelling part of human anatomy and introduce scents to it?

But who can smell their own backs? And why would someone want their partner (who else will have the opportunity to go back-smelling?) to experience an orange, rum or lemon-scented spinal curvature?

Is back-smelling a fetish?

Please help me clear this up.

Smell your back immediately, and then apply scent generously.

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Comments

  • Chris  On November 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    When in doubt, please consult your local translator. Backen means to bake, so “Back” in this context means for baking. Hint, hint, the cookies on the packaging.

  • Ken Wilan  On November 3, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Ewwww, back baking.

  • Laurel  On November 25, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Just catching up on the “back” issues of this blog. This one cracked me up since I just bought this exact package about a month ago and never thought twice about it 🙂

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