Valentine’s Day Gift, German Style

I went shopping across the Rhine in Germany. The food is cheaper and you get your tax charges back when you cross the border. Plus the grocery store is huge, shiny clean and well organized.

I was innocently pushing my cart through this family store, looking at the aisle with chocolate bars and marzipan. And, what’s that? Why, it’s two pigs fucking! A lovely Valentine’s Day gift for the honey in your life who likes almond paste and sex while wrapped in cellophane.

Sweets for the sweet.

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  • Laurel Lee  On February 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    So, did you buy it?

  • ken  On February 8, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Nope, I hate almond paste.

  • Naomi  On February 9, 2011 at 5:39 am

    Haahahahahahaha…that’s fucking gross, though.

  • Tracy  On February 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    I think I picked the wrong day to check out your blog. This made me nervous. Hope you, Jessica and the boys are doing well. Judging by this post, it sounds like things have been…um….interesting so far. šŸ™‚

  • Ken Wilan  On February 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    I am but a messenger of culture.

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