We are on the tram and my oldest turns to me:
“Daddy, sometimes when I’m standing at the urinal the pee bounces back at me.”
“Oh,” I reply. “OK.”
“Today it got on my hair.”
I contemplate my son’s awesome power. “Very impressive,” I reply, practicing positive parenting and a high-degree of fatherly pride.
Note to self: contact the Basel Fire Service. Also, Marvel Comics re new super hero power?