Worst Still Life Ever

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Call it Three Lettuces and a Sausage with Water Glass.

I walked into the kitchen and there it was. Jessica had been cleaning up after dinner and somehow these objects — a head of beginning-to-brown iceberg, a plastic package of endive, a stump of romaine (at the back of the plate), and half a meat stick had by happenstance emerged into an arrangement.

Perhaps the seminal event in the Swiss School of Still Life?

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