Monthly Archives: April 2013

Department of Catch Phrases

Random comment overheard by me, comment made by one of my sons to his friend:

“You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
I have no idea about the conversation leading up to this comment, and my son could not explain to me what he meant by it or why he said it. But he really doesn’t need to explain. Because it is awesome. I think this may become my new catch phrase. You may use it, too. Try it out at work, home, or wherever.
 
Boss: “Sue, what’re your thoughts on the McAdams account?”
Sue: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
Waiter: “How’s the steak, sir?”
Diner: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
PTA President: “Any questions, folks?”
You raise your hand: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
Wife: “How was your day, honey?”
Husband: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
Mother-in-law: “Would you mind if _______________________.”
Son/Daughter-in-law: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
Steer 1: “What’s so great about going out with a bison instead of a cow?”
Steer 2: “You can taste a buffalo’s vagina.”
 
Always perfect!